No chill. No filter. Just pure iconic gay meme energy—“Not in front of my salad” served with side-eye and outrage, straight from the legendary kitchen scene in Private Lessons Part 3 that birthed this viral reaction phrase. Slap it wherever you want to announce indignation, disbelief, or queer solidarity—with maximum attitude and minimum subtlety. 🥗
📏 3" x 1.175" (7.62 cm x 2.98 cm)
💦 Waterproof, UV-shielded, scratch-resistant, and made to last 2–4 years indoors or out
🏔️ Crafted with love in the PNW, shipped with care in a rigid recyclable mailer via USPS—discreetly packaged, sass-approved, and ready for your command.
