Faux King Joke Sticker

All hail the clown prince of bad takes. This “Faux King Joke” sticker crowns a certain orange wannabe-royal with a rainbow Burger King crown and a tongue-wagging expression that says it all. Perfect for anyone who knows the emperor has no clothes (and definitely no class). Whether you want to roast your water bottle, drag your laptop, or throw shade on your notebook, this sticker serves up campy political satire with a side of pride.

📏 3” x 2” (7.62 cm x 5.08 cm)

💦 Printed on glossy, thick, PVC-free vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-protected, and scratch-resistant—made to last 2–4 years indoors or out.

🎁 Perfect For laptops, protest signs, water bottles, or anywhere you need a daily reminder that this faux king really is a joke.

🏔️ All stickers are designed with love, printed on high-quality vinyl, and shipped with care from the PNW in a rigid recyclable cardboard mailer via USPS—discreetly packaged, sass-approved, and ready for service.