Average Dick Energy Sticker

Not too big, not too small—just aggressively fine. This sticker is for the kings of mid, the lords of “meh,” and the humble icons proudly swinging a solid five. It’s a tribute to sea-level swagger, lukewarm confidence, and the art of doing just enough to get by. Forget Big Dick Energy—Average Dick Energy is about knowing you’re not here to break records, just backs (occasionally). Stick it anywhere you want to let people know you’re coasting through life with a shrug and a smirk.

📏 3” x 2.25” (7.62 cm x 5.72 cm)

💦 Made from glossy, thick, PVC-free vinyl, these stickers are waterproof, UV-protected, scratch-resistant, and tough enough to last 2–4 years indoors or out.

🎁 Perfect For laptops, water bottles, bathroom mirrors, or anywhere you want to flex your aggressively average vibes.

🏔️ All stickers are designed with love, printed on high-quality vinyl, and shipped with care from the PNW in a rigid recyclable cardboard mailer via USPS—discreetly packaged, daddy-approved, and ready for service.