This sticker is for the kings of mid, the lords of “meh,” the humble icons holding it down at a solid 5. Proudly display your commitment to not overcommitting. It celebrates the blissful mediocrity of existing at sea level, doing your best (kind of), and not needing to dominate a room to feel seen. Whether you’re coasting through life or just taking a well-earned break from overachieving, “Average Dick Energy” is a badge of moderate honor for those confident enough to keep it casual.
